Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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