Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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