Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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