This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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