can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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