You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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