Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Panties = found
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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