I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
sex on a bike is impossible
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