It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
We talked him into tasing himself.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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