i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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