For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
that is very illegal...i love you.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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