i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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