mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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