loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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