Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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