just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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