I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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