And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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