GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I'm really busy with my period
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