Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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