Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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