Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
