okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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