we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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