Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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