Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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