Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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