After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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