My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Randomize
