Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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