Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize
