Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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