Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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