I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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