Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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