marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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