butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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