Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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