Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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