I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
In other news, I just burned my penis
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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