so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I have aggressive nipples.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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