she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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