i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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