she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Randomize
