Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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