I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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