Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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