Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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