I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
