I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
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