No awkward lesbian experiences without me
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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