WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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