im about as happy as oj after his trial
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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