How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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