So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
She just used a chaser for red wine.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
